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Cause I saw you checking out my package. Do you know who wants to beat your ass? Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking. Cause I'm going destroy your pussy. If your ass was snow, I'd plow it. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Hey, lets play farmer, You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed. Do you like to draw? It would look great on my nightstand.
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