~~~~~ Yo mama so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th ~~~~~ Yo momma is so tall she uses the eiffel tower as a dildo ~~~~~ Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere. A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! Nothing, he couldn't find a high enough ceiling. In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it. I was practically laughing my whole way through reading this and the person named 'Tall Guy' that is right below my comment, stuff the moon in your ass. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. His friend couldn't understand why he had run away so he took off after him.
He replied: See I am doing and it goes to dog's credit. Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell! See more ideas about Short people problems, Short girl problems and Short people memes. Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes! A: One is a cunning , and the other is a runningcunt. There is no change yet! What do you call a zipper on a banana? A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Are you from Toy Story? He asked me: How's the weather up there? You tell your wife I saw a lady, looked exactly life you. My commitment is to truth, not consistency. Q: What's brown and sticky? Friend: Then distribute to the neighbors.
Beggar: No, hard stuff is not prohibited by doctor!! What did the cockroach say to the man who wanted to squash it? Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he had run away. He may be a married man! I just got lost in thought. Brain damage is what we were after— chromosome damage was just gravy. If you had a laugh then for sure, you will like enjoy our other Post of Funny Jokes here on our blog. One is take a rope and hand on fa. Sure am gonna use them. A: They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts.
Jokes are meant for enriching our craze for life. Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? Warning: Touching wire can cause instant death. Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building. Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums. Girl goes on a party but on her way she hits a small car. Sales girl: Sir, Comics are on the first floor.
Principal asked why did it took too long? My farts never smell and are always silent. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember. They just can't see anyone else. I don't get down like that. See more ideas about Short people problems, Short girl problems and Short people memes.
Q: Why are most midgetsgood guys? But a wife is like Mosquito coil. How do you know you live in the real world? The vet: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down. Those people are more poisonous than snake-- who are blessed with short height. Description: Yeah, That awkward moments when you go to saloon, sit on his chair and have nothing to talk about but still try to utter something. Yo Mama So Tall Jokes Funny tall people jokes Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. World's most Intelligent female - She herself! The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares! Why do midgets dependably snicker when they run? I could say something brilliant at any moment! But we lie about lying if we have to.
A: The are too high. Man: Why are beating your son in law so badly? Why do she make weird faces in pictures? Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower? There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Really so brave but funny too! Rest 99% do marriage and play with husband's life : Man: I am really so confused and tensed. She always go after you and can not see you happy at all.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. ~~~~~ You can never buy clothes without trying then on first, and the few shops that carry tall sizes only carry them online. Man: There is a strawberry growing out of my head. See more ideas about Short people problems, Short girl problems and Short people memes. Sunny noticed a bush and went over to it. Girl: Do you hate me? Description: Of-course she is so fatty and over-weighted that the scale got afraid of her weight and replied, I can not answer in 10 digits. You put a sneef sticker bottom of the pool and write sneef here.
That is why she surprised he grandson by her reply. No one laughs without any reason so here we give you that reason, so don't skip this chance of having fun because it gonna give you lots of hidden benefits. Females always try to impress males by wearing hot dresses. Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? You are welcome to rest here. Although you tall people may disagree with this assertion and crack a joke about short people in response, short people jokes are just too common and overused! Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? If no one claims it within 2 days, you can keep it. .
After 7 Years - Balms, Move and pain killers. That neighbor knocked on my door at 1. What kind of fish has two knees? Because if they can look good in the outfit, anyone can. One are lazies,, above them are frauds Above then are mads and sick minded. Q: What does a midget model do? We enjoy making fun of one another without ever being offended. Son: Dad, it is your jacket.