I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo. I just don't like you If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one!!! It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together! Explore one of the biggest selections of offensive names we have prepared for you. Call up your best buddy and hear the response…. He is living proof that man can live without a brain! But i have to ask, why do you assume that the word cuntstuffer would universally insult women any more than cocksucker would universally insult men? Ask anybody over 30 -- if they tell you they have more than 10 friends, you know they're counting co-workers. To make your time more fun filled and hilarious we have some funny jokes about friends for you that can share and enjoy.
Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults. I'm only saying all these things because it's your birthday today. I put up a status and no one liked it even though I refreshed it a few times. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. Our goal is to create simple tutorials and beautiful quotes for the average user.
At least there's one thing good about your body. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty. Just as a reminder, I think it's time for you to get Life Alert. Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls. We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces.
Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life. Do you like to tease your best friends? You cranky stupid fool lets party and enjoy a treat 11 If you need advice, text me. This is amazing I really need to try this on my enemy because she is really ugly and I mean it. Or maybe the local funeral home? Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter. Some people just need a high five.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well. I'm tired of your issues. Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly. I do want a crap who can carry my shopping bags. Sending this funny insult you will not offend your best friend, but just tease him or her a bit. Now, before you see the video below…please know, that we…along with about half of the internet…have no clue if this is real or not. Find your favorite sections and share them with your family and friends.
Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. It's like if I called someone gay as an insult. Don't get too excited, though. So, if you ever wish to do anything for me dear ex, die by contributing in a social cause. These names are so funny and at the same time they are not offensive at all. Wow honey, the house is so clean! Can I ignore you some other time? Me: Together Police: Where is your house? Your call is very important to us. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society.
Punching or physically assaulting someone is a crime, you will end up in prison with a bad record, however, insulting without using any curse word is not a crime. I dreamt I was you. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. His wife was really angry. In your case, one would have been better than none. Well once she just randomly walked up to my friend and started insulting her then she started to insult me so I stuck my middle finger up at me and she got sí pissed.
I know you're a self-made man. He is dark and handsome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes… or maybe even tomorrow! Hurry up and clean the house! If you enjoyed reading this page, follow him on or for more awesome content. Use these examples of funny happy birthday wishes as inspiration, and tailor them to specifically address your friend's weak spot. After reading them you will understand that words are worse than weapons. He loves film, comedy, and innovative technology. You are entitled to have an opinion.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. My favorite insult for debate. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. Me: With my parents Police: Where do your parents live? You want to be able to insult people yet not have them insulted by the homosexual connotations which don't even really exist by introducing a word that will universally insult women. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today! Happy birthday and stay young! We're going to be exhausted due to the number of candles we'll have to light.
If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall. You have your whole life to be a jerk. Remember to check out the other pages out with other insults, we also have jokes, riddles, puns and quotes. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? I admire your relentless drive to further your education and avoid real work. They are hard 2 replace. If common sense is common why are you without it? You have a face only a mother could love. If I had a face like yours.