Funny jokes to say to fat people. Insult Jokes 2019-02-10

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Insult Jokes

funny jokes to say to fat people

Q: Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor Q: What's the only thing redheads drink? Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: Because it held up a pair of pants! Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? She's so fat her belt size is Equator. A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them. I know that this list a bit slim, but we will fatten it up with time. However, once you post such funny fat people jokes, you will inspire people to change their lifestyle and finally get rid of their fat. Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever! Your so black tar calls you baby. Did someone leave your cage open? See more ideas about Funny insults and comebacks, List of jokes and List of riddles.

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Fat People Jokes, Huge Collecion of Fat Girl Jokes

funny jokes to say to fat people

A: By looking over your shoulder! Q: What is black, purple, and yellow? If you do not send me a diet joke, you will gain twenty pounds this year. Read these jokes, look at your body and start your new life if you do not want to be the main figure of these jokes. She could have been the first, but she sold it though If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger. A: They got married in the spring. Q: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard? Q: What's worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on November 9th, 2005 in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids? If you know a fat insults you think should be on this list, write me and I will set it up with your name as thanks. It isn't as ugly as your face! Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach. Q: How do you know your adopted? Or did your neck just throw up? If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


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Fat jokes

funny jokes to say to fat people

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? If you are not afraid to tease your friends a bit, you should share these fat girl jokes online right now! Yo momma is so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed. There is no vaccine against stupidity. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Call all your friends and bring back some change! Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick? Q: Why are most midgetsgood guys? You can't die if you don't have a soul. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you. Q: What do extinct dinosaurs and Gingers have in common? Want to survive a horror movie? A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! This selection is so funny! So yes laugh, as I said above, please do.

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97 Best Black Jokes About Black People That Are Just Funny

funny jokes to say to fat people

Q: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? Nowadays, more and more people have problems with overweight. Oh don't worry about those, no one else does. I am working strongly to add many more insults of the same kind, so always have more to read. A: A black man and a Segal fighting over a carp. Q: What do you get if you search for baboon in a dictionary? Most people who are overweight are simply too lazy to change their unhealthy habits. The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!.


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Really mean insults

funny jokes to say to fat people

Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: You've never had it so good and so fast. I'd like to leave you with one thought. Q: What do you call a Chinese midget? My 6-pack is very precious to me. Because they keep stepping on the string! My sister is so fat then when we go out to the local buffet they see her coming and pot out the speed-bumps. A: a ginga Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Yo mama is so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up. Make the little things count by teaching the midgets math.

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Fat insults

funny jokes to say to fat people

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? Share them online and motivate people to go to the gym. A: They give out free rides. Q: What did the tailor think of her new job? A: Normal Q: Why are gingers like guns? Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car? Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. How do you get a nigger to leave you alone? Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit? A: Because they have short term memories! So, a thought crossed your mind? Not a good day to be my pants.

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Ginger Jokes

funny jokes to say to fat people

As soon as it gets light, you starts eating. A: You get a Ginger Snap. Read Also: You So Black Jokes 94. Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: Give him a yo-yo. The depressing conclusion is that overweight men are extremely likely to be on the receiving end of fat people jokes, perhaps because male culture is so much more likely to revert to gags than female culture — laughing and being rude is often just how we handle things. How would you like to feel the way you look? Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.


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Fat People Jokes, Huge Collecion of Fat Girl Jokes

funny jokes to say to fat people

Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Q: Why did God invent colour blindness? Q: What do you call a funny mountain? Q: Why was the math book sad? Q: What do you call a poor midget? Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger? A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. Q: How do you piss of a midget? What do you call two fat men having a chat? Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Yo mama is so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount. Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? So I tried getting my girlfriend to use the pill, this is apparently 98% effective. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? So fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass off me. A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.


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Fat People Jokes, Funny Collection of Fat Girl Jokes

funny jokes to say to fat people

Not nearly enough I saved four gingers from drowning in a lake! But that's a whole other discussion. Birth Control So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that's not good enough. A: You've never had it so good and so fast. Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat? You were dragged through dumbass forest. One thing I say about Farrakhan and Alice Walker they help me like being black.

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