Because what if Ryan Reynolds had a funny thought just pop into his head and he needs to share it with somebody? Sometimes things can simpler than they seem to be, say life, so simple you can sum it up in just one or two lines. Anyway, here are 31 , truly get it: 1. Steve Jobs was an amazing man. Is it because of laziness or me actually think so highly of myself? So get yourself a glass of wine, and celebrate love through these hilarious tweets that depict the realities of a married life. A lot of emotions right now. .
Why did the voter go to the strip club? You're too good for you For the record, my dogs don't eat Caesar salad. Take a look below and don't forget to vote for your favorites! It is love month and it seems like everybody feels the need to be all romantic and cheesy as heck. Shit; trapped in office building with terrorists and ex wife. We stay up to date about the things happening in society, friends, and family members life etc all thanks to the rising role of social media. But compromise has many meanings. We bring you these 12 Funny tweets that I am sure you all can relate easily. With that in mind, h ere are 40 of the funniest tweets that celebrities shared with the world this year.
Compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to resonate with anybody who's life didn't turn out quite like they expected it to. Just caught my 9yo forging my signature on a school paper. This is just them being off the cuff, making themselves laugh for the pure enjoyment of it. Me: Ok… 3: But you didn't give me my chocolate. We all have so much in common going on in our life that there are very high chances to see it while scrolling, right? Her face will be on currency one day. As anyone who has seen Deadpool, Waiting, or Van Wilder can attest, Ryan Reynolds knows how to deliver big laughs on the big screen.
Actual human contact will be outlawed by the Apple iCourt. He will live in my hard drive forever! I need to sleep, but oh wait, I have twitter, nvm. Social Media has completely changed our way of thinking, lifestyle, and even way to connect. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once. Marriage is all about compromise. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage! I awoke to find myself still alive, which is a comparatively great start to the day.
Have to look cool in front of friends. Please don't try to talk to me this weekend in vegas. Has anyone seen my phone? I miss my school days! He was too right wing. Because twitter is 6 years old!!! Marriage can be quite funny at times. We all had a similar sort of childhood, our parents are equally unhappy with our more use of mobile phones, all our trip planning have not completed yet. Then you'll love Bored Panda's list of hilarious tweets, revealing the truth about marriage. We need money Damn it! If I had a 3D printer the first thing I would print would be a 3D printer.
Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. We prefer to serve the greater good by aiming to not only make you smile but ultimately make you laugh your heart out. Wake up to 3 standing next to my bed. Let's get married and have kids so instead of going to happy hour you can make a boxed dinner while I figure out common core math homework. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.
Still, if there's one thing jobs are good for it's providing us with a constant source of amusement. I asked my 5 yr old if she wanted to help me make a cake and she said that she doesn't make cakes. Take a look at these to see what we mean. Have you ever got the feeling, yes my life is also the so much same? Why is the pope Pontifex now on twitter? Just destroyed a shark in a one on one cage match; fuck you Watch my speech at the Awards. Well, the wise man was strangely quiet about that one, which is why most of us end up working in jobs we hate. Me: Any chance we'll sleep tonight without the chocolate? He was looking for his polling station.
And when you want to take your own parenting game up a notch, start with the. I had a sore throat, so I sound a little like the Terminator. Me: Ok… 3: So now I want my chocolate. What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Don't forget to vote for your favorite! Take a look at this list of funny work tweets to see what we mean. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life.
Me: oh my God what are you doing? In the near future we'll only be able to communicate through devices. They prefer a Waldorf salad. They may be just up to 140 characters, but they're still honest, funny, and completely relatable. The actor has made a name for himself with his cutting humor on social media in recent years, delivering devastating burns to his fans, opening up about the messy realities of parenthood, and getting in some adorable jabs at wife Blake Lively along the way. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. On the other, the of seem to be surprisingly standard.