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80 Funny Midget Jokes That'll Make Your Day

short people puns

My roommate told me my clothes look gay. Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store? How do you make a tissue dance? The list is alittle short though. We know not everything can be original, but don't claim credit for something you didn't create. What did the 0 say to the 8?. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Hear about that midget terrorist threat - Small-Qaeda? Nothing, he couldn't find a high enough ceiling. A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Does this even need to be said? They were both stuck up bitches.


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More Midget Puns!

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A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. A: A four chin teller 149. No, the politically correct term for a short person is: A vertically challenged small human of minuscule stature. In fact, you delivered a few posts worth of them. Because they keep stepping on the string! Jokes are meant for enriching our craze for life.


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50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

short people puns

He was looking for Pooh! A: Give him a yo-yo. Feel bad 4 u guys! To the baaaaa baaaaa shop! Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? You boil the hell out of it. Q: How do you piss of a midget? Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. What do you call a man who's talking to a midget? What do you call a masturbating cow? Make me one with everything. I intend to live forever. Because it has a silent pee.

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50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

short people puns

A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 78. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? He ate the pizza before it was cool. Q: Why did the frog take the bus to work? Because, it ran outta juice. That is exactly the kind of jokes that we have for you. When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 90. I used to date a dyslexic woman.

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36 Funny Tall People Jokes

short people puns

I gave her 8 dollars to go up on me. Midgets are underemployed - they're always for higher! What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Give him a yo-yo. But when I got home, all the signs were there. Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? A: Because they have short term memories! Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? Q: What does a midget model do? And she told us three or four other priceless jokes over the course of the evening. How did the hipster burn his mouth? Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget? You probably didn't read what you thought you read. Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? Q: What do you call a midget wanted by the police? See more ideas about Short people problems, Funny images and Short girl problems.

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BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER.

short people puns

A: They can suck a dick standing up! A man laughing his head off. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? Q: What do you call a black midget? I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock. They both look like they're wearing skis. Why was Tiger looking in the toilet? A: Because it was framed! Every shirt you buy shrinks into a crop top after the first wash, and you're the reason high waters pants got their name! When I woke up, my pillow was gone. There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.

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Short Jokes

short people puns

Being short has its perks! Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget? Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? I procured a midget hooker the previous evening. Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Sadly, no pun in 10 did. A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game. I am already short, and due to aging, I shrunk an inch these past few years. An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.


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160 Best Funny Short Jokes

short people puns

Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? Because there are blonde men too! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Because if they can look good in the outfit, anyone can. Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? Q: How do you piss of a midget? Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. When I talk to them I feel quite stooped. I use to date a midget, I was nuts over her! I was practically laughing my whole way through reading this and the person named 'Tall Guy' that is right below my comment, stuff the moon in your ass. Q: What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A: A small medium at large.

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Short People Jokes/Insults

short people puns

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere. What's a midget's favourite adhesive? Maybe 5'2 on a good day. Q: What bank do midgets use? When they blow themselves up everyone feels the imp-pact. Two gold fish are in a tank. How do we know good jokes? I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Q: What do you call a midget with. I told him, you gotta wait.

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160 Best Funny Short Jokes

short people puns

A: She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece. Whaley would always laugh and wave her hand into the air like she was going to smack him! Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? So, I asked you all on my Facebook page for your Best. Midget cowpoke griped to specialist about intense torment in his balls. They also tend to fight using small arms fire. Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? Same goes for tall people. We had an extremely short, stocky woman in our church whose name was Emilene Whaley.

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