Worst one liners. 376 of the best one 2019-02-22

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50 Funniest One

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Of course, Lundgren would respond, Thanks, I don't know what to say. The ones who learn by observation. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. Ever wondered what some of the worst one-liners in movie history are? I'm gay but I've been thinking I may actually be straight! Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Although it does involve a lot of Angry Birds. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies? One-liners are synonymous with action movies. I used go out with an anaesthetist - she was a local girl.

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The Best and Worst One

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John Bishop: Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. After all, it's not like Storm was known as a jokester. The problem is, Berry played is straight instead of playing it for humor. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. .


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The Worst One

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There are few things more overly dramatic than Stallone when he's at the top of his overacting game. Brandon Lee was awesome in so many ways, but this was a time when he should have mustered a little creative control and said, Yah, no, probably not going to happen. Somewhere in the filming of this scene, you could almost sense the moment that Wahlberg just stopped caring. A tax is a fine for doing well. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara.


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Worst one liner in Resident Evil history.

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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. I guess that would have been a bit too obvious, so they went with a surprise punchline. But on the plus side — only three more sleeps till Christmas. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It's not just the fact that it's cheesy even being written, it just sounds horrendously bad spoken, especially in a serious manner, which is how Leon said it.

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50 of the worst ever jokes and one

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’ He said: ’Those are pickled onions. Most of all it's that damn voice. You can both have a good laugh and then get back to taking out the trash. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. A bus station is where a bus stops.

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10 Most Ridiculous Action Movie One

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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. Actually now that I think about it, besides the terrible lines from Irving, he didn't have a lot of dialogue other than that. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. Still, some of the lines are a bit hard to swallow. Why don't you leave before the audience gets pissed off? Not every one-liner is a hit, though. Of course, the opposite is also true.

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115 of the best ever jokes and one

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Won't be done right away, I'll have to go through every line of dialogue from all of the games. You'll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? My next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes - he’s a catholic converter. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. He was pulled in by a strong currant. Why don't you do us all a favor and leave before the audience gets pissed off? Like the way an Irish person or a Scottish person would say that the band Snow Patrol are boring but an Eskimo has a hundred words for how crap Snow Patrol are. My dad worked in Our Price Record Shop.

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Worst 100 Pick

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However, the one I think is the worst is. So I went down the local supermarket. ’ I have spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Dracula’s house. What has four legs and an arm? I could talk about classic card games all day. Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes all the way to the bone! Because I want to have sex with you. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…oh wait, he does.

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The 31 funniest one line jokes to cheer you up after the US election result

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Movies like Con Air helped get him there, and he became a megastar despite some pretty bad acting and some pretty terrible lines. Are they afraid someone will clean them? A smart girl would run, a blond would say, Is it a fruit flavoring? It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. That is wrong on so many different levels. The entire movie franchise is based off that premise. This bloke says to me: ’Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets? Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

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The Worst One

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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Maybe you show this to your wife and use it as your excuse. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. The more you play with me, the harder I get. That's bad, even by James Bond standards. A handful of these made it into my 'Best of Bad Acting' compilation, as they are delivered so bad, they become good! Amazingly, probably thought this moment would go down as one of the most touching in the franchise's history.

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